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Tenjooberrymuds
« on: Oct 26, 2007, 10:06 »
SloGlo will get this right off the bat but for the rest of us practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'.

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.



Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

Room Service : 'Morrin. Roon sirbees.'

Guest : 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.'

Room Service: ' Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???'

Guest: 'Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.'

Room Service: 'Ow July den?'

Guest: '.....What??'

Room Service: 'Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?'

Guest: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please.'

Room Service: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'

Guest: 'Crisp will be fine.'

Room Service: 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?'

Guest: 'What?'

Room Service: 'An toes. July Sahn toes?'

Guest: 'I... don't think so.'

Room Service: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes???'

Guest: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.'

Room Service: 'Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?'

Guest: 'Oh, English muffin!!!; I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'
Room Service: 'We bodder?'

Guest: 'No, just put the bodder on the side.'

Room Service: 'Wad?!?'

Guest: 'I mean butter... just put the butter on the side.'

Room Service: 'Copy?'

Guest: 'Excuse me?'

Room Service: 'Copy...tea..meel?'

Guest: 'Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything.'

RoomService: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??'

Guest: 'Whatever you say.'

Room Service: 'Tenjooberrymuds.'



Guest: 'You're welcome'


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Re: Tenjooberrymuds
« Reply #1 on: Oct 26, 2007, 10:13 »
LOLOLOLOLOLO


Nice

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Re: Tenjooberrymuds
« Reply #2 on: Oct 26, 2007, 11:45 »
You have made my day!!!!!

Dat wa berrypunny!!!! :D :D
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Re: Tenjooberrymuds
« Reply #3 on: Oct 26, 2007, 11:56 »
I am very worried -- I knew what tenjooberrymuds meant when I saw the topic title before I even opened the post.
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Re: Tenjooberrymuds
« Reply #4 on: Oct 26, 2007, 01:00 »
HILARIOUS!!!!!!

Although my eyes were squinting quite a few times LOL!!!

Lorrie  ;D

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Re: Tenjooberrymuds
« Reply #5 on: Oct 27, 2007, 10:23 »
eye ain't lafft sew hard four a wile!  watta a dense guest!
quando omni flunkus moritati

dubble eye, dubble yew, dubble aye!

dew the best ya kin, wit watt ya have, ware yinze are!

 


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