Dude!!!!!!!!!
Do you ever have a good day?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I been to sites that treated you nicely,
At times provided lunch that were not too spicy,
Greeting you each day like like your not in the races,
These are just a few of my favorite places.
I've been to places with $212/day diem'
To places that are cleaner then most museums,
Positive attitude did each day bring,
These jobs were some of my favorite things!
When your lead bites, and the pay stinks,
And the hours bad,
I just remember my favorite sites,
Then this job's not - so bad.*
*(Sung to the tune of "Favorite things.")