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UFOs & Blondes
« on: Mar 13, 2008, 09:39 »
Q: What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
« Last Edit: Mar 14, 2008, 03:16 by Mike McFarlin »
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Re: UFOs & Blondes
« Reply #1 on: Mar 14, 2008, 04:13 »
Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them!  ;D

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Re: UFOs & Blondes
« Reply #2 on: Mar 14, 2008, 09:33 »
Q. What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
A. Artificial intelligence.

Q: What's a blonde's favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply.

Q. How do you kill a blonde?
A. Put spikes in her shoulder pads.

Q. How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's white-out on the screen.

Q. How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's writing on the white-out.

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?
A. An interpreter.

Q. Why are there no brunette jokes?
A. Because blondes would have to think them up.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. Labrador.

Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a lightbulb?
A. The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

Q: What are the six worst years of a blonds life?
A: Third grade.

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q.Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M factory?
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Q. What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A. Change.

Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.

Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A. Shine a flashlight in her ears.

Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
A. Tell her a joke on Friday.
"Duty is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more. You should never wish to do less." General Robert E. Lee, C.S.A.

 


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