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Offline GLW

Christmas is Coming
« on: Nov 18, 2008, 03:52 »
The Nukeworker gift store is full of good ideas, here's a few of my favorites;

On the first day of Christmas Nukeworker gave to me;
A spring outage schedule for free,….

On the second day of Christmas Nukeworker gave to me;
Two Divot Tools,
And a spring outage schedule for free,….

On the third day of Christmas Nukeworker gave to me;
Three lanyards,
Two Divot Tools,
And a spring outage schedule for free,….

On the fourth day of Christmas Nukeworker gave to me;
Four bobbleheads,
Three lanyards,
Two Divot Tools,
And a spring outage schedule for free,….

On the fifth day of Christmas Nukeworker gave to me;
GOLD MEMBERSHIP!!!
Four bobbleheads,
Three lanyards,
Two Divot Tools,
And a spring outage schedule for free,….

On the sixth day of Christmas Nukeworker gave to me;
Six Zippo Lighters,
GOLD MEMBERSHIP!!!
Four bobbleheads,
Three lanyards,
Two Divot Tools,
And a spring outage schedule for free,….

On the seventh day of Christmas Nukeworker gave to me;
Seven Classic Stickers,
Six Zippo Lighters,
GOLD MEMBERSHIP!!!
Four Bobbleheads,
Three Lanyards,
Two Divot Tools,
And a spring outage schedule for free,….

On the eighth day of Christmas Nukeworker gave to me;
Eight Study CD’s,
Seven Classic Stickers,
Six Zippo Lighters,
GOLD MEMBERSHIP!!!
Four Bobbleheads,
Three Lanyards,
Two Divot Tools,
And a spring outage schedule for free,….

On the ninth day of Christmas Nukeworker gave to me;
Nine Golf Ball Markers,
Eight Study CD’s,
Seven Classic Stickers,
Six Zippo Lighters,
GOLD MEMBERSHIP!!!
Four Bobbleheads,
Three Lanyards,
Two Divot Tools,
And a spring outage schedule for free,….

On the tenth day of Christmas Nukeworker gave to me;
Ten Baseball T-Shirts,
Nine Golf Ball Markers,
Eight Study CD’s,
Seven Classic Stickers,
Six Zippo Lighters,
GOLD MEMBERSHIP!!!
Four Bobbleheads,
Three Lanyards,
Two Divot Tools,
And a spring outage schedule for free,….

On the eleventh day of Christmas Nukeworker gave to me;
Eleven Bic Clic Stick Pens,
Ten Baseball T-Shirts,
Nine Golf Ball Markers,
Eight Study CD’s,
Seven Classic Stickers,
Six Zippo Lighters,
GOLD MEMBERSHIP!!!
Four Bobbleheads,
Three Lanyards,
Two Divot Tools,
And a spring outage schedule for free,….

On the twelfth day of Christmas Nukeworker gave to me;
Twelve License Plates,
Eleven Bic Clic Stick Pens,
Ten Baseball T-Shirts,
Nine Golf Ball Markers,
Eight Study CD’s,
Seven Classic Stickers,
Six Zippo Lighters,
GOLD MEMBERSHIP!!!
Four Bobbleheads,
Three Lanyards,
Two Divot Tools,
And a spring outage schedule for free,….

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Re: Christmas is Coming
« Reply #1 on: Nov 18, 2008, 04:01 »
Bravo!  ;D

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Re: Christmas is Coming
« Reply #2 on: Nov 19, 2008, 04:41 »
That's Inspirational!    ;D

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Re: Christmas is Coming
« Reply #3 on: Nov 20, 2008, 07:44 »
Dude,
That was great! K to ya'  ;D
If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many days will it take a grasshopper with a rubber foot to kick a hole in a tin can?

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Re: Christmas is Coming
« Reply #4 on: Nov 20, 2008, 07:53 »
Marssim.. that was excellent.  "K" to ya!!

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Re: Christmas is Coming
« Reply #5 on: Nov 21, 2008, 01:04 »
now eye gots my shopping list awl reddy to print out 'n leeve around for folks two find!
quando omni flunkus moritati

dubble eye, dubble yew, dubble aye!

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Offline HydroDave63

Re: Christmas is Coming
« Reply #6 on: Dec 22, 2010, 08:11 »
'jus lift that 10 karma/day limit for one lil' ol' day,.....

It's a great sociology "prisoner's dilemma" experiment, can't change those variables now!!!  [sos]

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Re: Christmas is Coming
« Reply #7 on: Dec 23, 2010, 06:39 »
I want one day where we can karmafest like we used to,....
What if he raffled off "Karma Power" in blocks of 10, 25, 50, 100, 500, 1000?

How much would YOU pay for 1 day of "1000 Karma Credits"?

Offline HydroDave63

Re: Christmas is Coming
« Reply #8 on: Dec 23, 2010, 07:37 »
How much would YOU pay for 1 day of "1000 Karma Credits"?

Bet the price would double if the buyer could "Karma bomb" another user ;)   :hole:
« Last Edit: Dec 23, 2010, 07:46 by HydroDave63 »

JustinHEMI05

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Re: Christmas is Coming
« Reply #9 on: Dec 23, 2010, 09:26 »
Merry Christmas! Karma bombs for the holidays!

Offline HydroDave63

Re: Christmas is Coming
« Reply #10 on: Dec 24, 2010, 01:14 »
I'm all out of karma for today,....to everyone;

Merry Christmas, Peace on Earth, Goodwill Towards Men,.....

It's back to wrapping presents for my overcurious sleeping angel now,....

May God Bless you and yours today and always,....

Marssim,.....

CIWS karma until the magazine runs dry!


co60slr

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Re: Christmas is Coming
« Reply #11 on: Dec 24, 2010, 07:04 »

Uh oh....rogue smiley detected.   Nice!



lol

co60slr

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Re: Christmas is Coming
« Reply #12 on: Dec 24, 2010, 07:12 »
Marssim,.....

[Flamer]




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Re: Christmas is Coming
« Reply #13 on: Dec 24, 2010, 08:30 »
Bet the price would double if the buyer could "Karma bomb" another user ;)   :hole:

Imagine the price if you could "Karma Carpet Bomb" multiple users!!!  Having first strike capability........  [king] or if your were the target........  [quit]
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