50° F (10° C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat
Canadians plant gardens
40 ° F (4.4° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Canadians sunbath
35 ° F (1.6 ° C)
Italian cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down
32° F (0° C)
Distilled water freezes
Canadians water gets thicker
0° F (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn off the heat
Canadians have the last cookout of the season
-40° F (-40° C)
Hollywood disintegrates
Canadians rent some videos
-60° F (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helen freezes
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door to door
-100° F ( -73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Canadians pull down their ear flaps
-173° F (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg
-460° F (-273° C)
Absolute zero, all atomic motion stops
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500° F (-295° C)
Hell freezes over
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
