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Thuh Old Rooster
« on: Mar 02, 2006, 08:30 »
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken
coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,

"OK old fart, time for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these
chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old
hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up
and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I
will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over
the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a
chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster
takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and
the young rooster has closed the gap.

He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer,
meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the
roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young
rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,

"Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."

Moral of this story? .

Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will always overcome
youth and arrogance!

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility.- Homer J. Simpson

I bet Einstein turned himself into all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.- Homer J. Simpson


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