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Offline HousePuke

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Signs of a rotten day
« on: Apr 15, 2004, 01:01 »
How  You Can Tell It's Going To Be A Rotten Day

*You wake up face down on the pavement
*You put on your bra backwards and it fits better
*You call Suicide Prevention, and they put you on hold
*Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat
*Your income tax check bounces
*Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife
*You wake up and discover your braces are locked together
*Your car horn gets stuck on as you follow a group of Hell's Angels down the freeway.
*You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business
*The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard
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Irish diplomacy is the ability to tell a man to go to hell such that he looks forward to making the trip.

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Re: Signs of a rotten day
« Reply #1 on: Apr 15, 2004, 01:02 »
Oh my lord this sounds like my life at times. I used to ask my children if they could see that little black cloud that seemed to follow me around.  :)
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Re: Signs of a rotten day
« Reply #2 on: Apr 15, 2004, 01:47 »
* Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache
* Your birthday cake collapses under the weight of all the candles
* You wake up and discover your waterbed has broken, only to realize you don't have a waterbed
* Your twin sister forgot your birthday
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Irish diplomacy is the ability to tell a man to go to hell such that he looks forward to making the trip.

Inspite of inflation, a penny is still a fair price for most peoples thoughts.

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Re: Signs of a rotten day
« Reply #3 on: Apr 15, 2004, 02:02 »
All too common rotten outage day signs.....

You are the new 18.1 senior on the refuel floor covering your first job and as they pull something out of the SFP water all the cams and pings on the floor go into alarm.

You exit the BRT after a 3 hour tour and all the friskers go into alarm.

You walk by the LHRA door and it is open with no one around.

You go to turn in the LHRA key and you find out it is not with you.

You hear the CTMT evac alarm and start clearing everyone out not knowing that you missed the "this is a test message" over the plant PA
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Re: Signs of a rotten day
« Reply #4 on: Apr 15, 2004, 02:19 »
Karma to you Harley Girl
Sounds like the voice of experience
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Irish diplomacy is the ability to tell a man to go to hell such that he looks forward to making the trip.

Inspite of inflation, a penny is still a fair price for most peoples thoughts.

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Re: Signs of a rotten day
« Reply #5 on: Apr 15, 2004, 02:36 »
Some of them are my experiences some of them are not but we all know of these....
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Re: Signs of a rotten day
« Reply #6 on: Apr 15, 2004, 02:42 »
When you get home from work and the dogs run away from you instead of coming to greet you...

When the stock market crashes the day after you cash in and invest your life savings to become a "day trader"

When you are enjoying the view of the sky from the living room and you realize you have no skylight.



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