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HousePuke:
A penny saved is a congressional spending oversight

Always forgive your enemies.  They hate that!

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn

Ambidextrose: The ability to add sugar to your coffee with either hand

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular why is it still #2?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?

wolf459:
There you go triing to make us think again! :D

SloGlo:
keep your nose to the grindstone.... and wear a little bandaid like the football pros.

do an honest days work.... so you can afford all the crooks that are out there at night.

when it's your turn at bat, get your cuts in..... the bleeding will eventually stop.

HousePuke:
If it's the psychic network why do they need telephones?

You know that look women get when they want to have sex?  Me neither.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I stopped reading.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Atomic_Punk:
Why is the alphabet in that order?  Is it because of that song?

Steven Wright

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