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Re: plain old jokes
« Reply #25 on: Feb 14, 2007, 08:03 »

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches
up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks
on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my
name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

  When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up
  again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the
 door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never
  spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you
are losing some of your load!"

  Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues
 down the street.

 At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
 All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,
knocks on the truck door.

The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi,
my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

 When the light turns green the trucker revs up and
races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the
 truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window,
 and after she lowers it, he says...

 "Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter in Pennsylvania and
I'm driving the SALT TRUCK
quando omni flunkus moritati

dubble eye, dubble yew, dubble aye!

dew the best ya kin, wit watt ya have, ware yinze are!

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Re: plain old jokes
« Reply #26 on: Mar 05, 2007, 03:42 »
Maybe this belongs in PolySci.....but,

"That there is funny, I don't care who you are"

Famous movie quote...


http://www.capegop.org/media/Greatest_Movie_Line_Ever.wmv
« Last Edit: Mar 05, 2007, 03:43 by Marlin »

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Re: plain old jokes
« Reply #27 on: Jul 19, 2007, 09:58 »
What do you call a crapped up cavity deconner??

Dose Sponge No Pants!!!

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Re: plain old jokes
« Reply #28 on: Jul 22, 2007, 01:40 »
What do you call a crapped up cavity deconner??

Dose Sponge No Pants!!!

Excellent ;D ;D

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Re: plain old jokes
« Reply #29 on: Jul 22, 2007, 08:40 »
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.



He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you

berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.



A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back,

"I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."



More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her... "You want... Garlic chicken with corrifrowa?"

 


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