I ran across a handy conversion chart and thought I would post it. Anybody got any to add?
Ratio of an igloo's diameter to circumference = Eskimo pi.
2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = won ton.
1 millionth of a bottle of mouthwash = 1 microscope.
Time between slipping on a peel and hitting the pavement = 1 bananosecond.
Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram.
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mph = knot furlong.
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 rod serling.
1 million aches = 1 megahurtz.
Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower.
Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line.
1 million million microphones = 1 megaphone.
2,000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds.
10 cards = 1 decacards.
1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton.
10 rations = 1 decoration.
100 rations = 1 C-ration.
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms.
