Bumper Stickers

[littlebittime]

My kids told me about this bumper sticker site... some of these are very funny.  

• I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
  

• Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
  

• I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die
  

• I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
  

• I may be drunk, but you are down right ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning
  

• Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
  

• Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup
  

• Eat American Lamb, 100,000 Coyotes Can't be Wrong!
  

• If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
  

• I can't be conceited because conceit is an imperfection and I'm PERFECT!
  

• I am in shape! Round is a shape...
  

• Only milk and juice come in 2 liters (found on a sports car)
  

• Officer, will this bumper sticker saying "Support Law
  

• Enforcement" keep you from giving me a ticket?
  

• I don't believe in violence, so don't make me kill you
  

• Friends don't let friends drive naked.
  

• If you Don't like my driving... stay off the sidewalk!
  

• If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me golf
  

• Stop reading my bumper stickers and pay attention to the road!