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littlebittime:
My kids told me about this bumper sticker site... some of these are very funny.  

[*]I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
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[*]Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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[*]I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die
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[*]I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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[*]I may be drunk, but you are down right ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning
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[*]Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
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[*]Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup
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[*]Eat American Lamb, 100,000 Coyotes Can't be Wrong!
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[*]If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
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[*]I can't be conceited because conceit is an imperfection and I'm PERFECT!
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[*]I am in shape! Round is a shape...
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[*]Only milk and juice come in 2 liters (found on a sports car)
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[*]Officer, will this bumper sticker saying "Support Law
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[*]Enforcement" keep you from giving me a ticket?
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[*]I don't believe in violence, so don't make me kill you
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[*]Friends don't let friends drive naked.
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[*]If you Don't like my driving... stay off the sidewalk!
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[*]If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me golf
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[*]Stop reading my bumper stickers and pay attention to the road!
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