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Ain't Science Fun?
maxupdate:
phurst...still laughing at your ramblings. Especially liked the first one..."WARNING: This Product Warps Space and Time in Its Vicinity. " I think I may have smoked some of that product way back when.
In the same nostalgic vein..anyone remember where "Dave's not here, man" came from? If ya do, you're showin' your age!
SloGlo:
ya mean..."open up, its dave... i got the stuff, man"...... never herd of it. ;)
Phurst:
Certainly wasn't Abbot and Costello but almost as good. Strange thing is, Dave still ain't here. There is also a story about the scientist who fastened a buttered piece of bread on the back of the cat. If you lift this combined object up and drop it, it never lands because bread always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet thus the first anti-gravity device. He goes on to tell how it can be used in space travel. Funny stuff. I tried it and it works. I came to work today on a Wonderbread-Calico operating on Land o' Lakes, salted. Now I have to try dropping a piece of bread buttered on both sides but I am afraid it will break the space/time continuum
ex-turbine_cowboy:
Dave aint here either, but I recall that when dave had the stuff - He and Sloe Joe and a resident sphincter muscle disappeared for a few days and stiffed all who were waiting on Dave.
ex-turbine_cowboy:
Dave aint here either, but I recall that when dave had the stuff - He and Sloe Joe and a resident sphincter muscle disappeared for a few days and stiffed all who were waiting on Dave.
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