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widdle wabbits
« on: Mar 15, 2010, 08:52 »


A precious little girl walks into a  Pet Smart shop and asks, in the sweetest  little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle  wabbits?"


As the  shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his  knees so that he's  on her level and  asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or  a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one  like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over  there?"


She,  in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts  her hands on her knees, leans forward and  says, in a tiny quiet  voice, "I  don't think my python weally gives a  thit."
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