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Rennhack:
Ever wonder about individuals who claim they give 100%?
Here is a little interesting math that proves what makes
100%:
If the letters A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N,
O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z are represented as:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16,
17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26
Then the word -
HARDWORK = 8 + 1+ 18 + 4 + 23 + 15 + 18 + 11 = 98%
and the word -
KNOWLEDGE = 11 + 14 + 15 + 23 + 12 + 5 + 4 + 7+ 5 = 96%
but the word -
ATTITUDE = 1 + 20 + 20 + 9 + 20 + 21 + 4 + 5 = 100%
curtis:
By using the same math, don't forget those that claim to give more than 100%. Here's how to do that.
2 21 12 12 19 8 2=BULLSH*T which is 103%
And dont forget the biggest winner,
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7= A**KISSING which is a whopping 118%.
I have seen many times where the last one will get you much farther than knowledge, hardwork and attitude put together will.
Rain Man:
curtis...The difference between kissing a** and brown nosing is a matter of depth perception.
memcconnell:
Amen, Brother Curtis!
alt1:
Where do you guys come up with all this stuff? :D :D :D :D ;D
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