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« on: Dec 02, 2009, 11:31 »
watts da difference betwin a titleist 'n an navigator?


tiger kin drive a titleist further dan a hundred feet at 30 mph.
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Re: tiger humor
« Reply #1 on: Dec 02, 2009, 11:32 »
watts da diffarence betwin a baby seal 'n tiger woods?


know differance, day both git clubbed by europeans.
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Re: tiger humor
« Reply #2 on: Dec 02, 2009, 11:40 »
ROFLMAO!!! ;D +1 to ya!!
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Re: tiger humor
« Reply #3 on: Dec 02, 2009, 11:43 »
tiger hit a fyre highdrant 'n a tree...... coodant figure out witch wuz better, an iron ore a wood.
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Re: tiger humor
« Reply #4 on: Dec 02, 2009, 01:45 »
elin nordegren iz gonna start a blog giving advice on howe to beet tiger.
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Re: tiger humor
« Reply #5 on: Dec 02, 2009, 01:49 »

tiger has awl ways had expensive cars.  he finally gotta whole in won.
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Re: tiger humor
« Reply #6 on: Dec 02, 2009, 03:51 »
whatsa diffrance between a driveway 'n a fairway?

tiger kin make da turn at da endda da fareway.
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Re: tiger humor
« Reply #7 on: Dec 03, 2009, 09:53 »
120 Tiger jokes here!!!

  http://www.dailycomedy.com/hottopic/Tiger_Woods

Some of the better ones!!! 5 star and clean only!!!

Tigers Attorneys issued the following statement: "Mr. Woods would like to take a mulligan."

Tiger's troubles started early today, where, on only his second ho, he drove through a water hazard and into the trees.

Tiger Wood's wife Elin Nordegren has agreed to appear on " Larry King Live " to apologize for the brutal beating she gave her husband last week . " You know Larry, under this blonde hair, white skin, and make-up, I'm really just another Chris Brown . "

Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident  as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning.  It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.

Most sports advocates believe Tiger Woods' incident with his wife will actually improve his golf game.

"...Let's face it; when you get hit in the head with a seven iron, you are going to see a lot of birdies...."

Tiger Woods recently drove into a fire hydrant and tree.He's not talking about it,so it sounds like an unplayable lie.

Tiger Woods complained after being fined $174 for his accident Friday morning, saying that normally for driving into a water hazard and hitting a tree he should only receive one penalty stroke.

Hey did you hear???
Sponsors Nike and GM dropped Tiger Woods.
He's now the new spokesperson for CHEETAH ;)`

When asked by a counsellor what led him to stray off course in his marriage, Tiger responded: "Well, it's the old adage my Daddy taught me I suppose, 'the green always looks grassier on the other side of the fairway'".
 


 








 


 

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Re: tiger humor
« Reply #8 on: Dec 04, 2009, 10:36 »
Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident  as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning.  It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
karma two yinz!  aye yam tinking dis won iz my phav. ;)
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Re: tiger humor
« Reply #9 on: Dec 10, 2009, 04:35 »
watts da difference twin santa claws and tiger woods?

   santa nos to stop after three hoes.
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Re: tiger humor
« Reply #10 on: Dec 10, 2009, 09:09 »
Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She
said "I don't know exactly.....just put me down for a 5."
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Re: tiger humor
« Reply #11 on: Dec 10, 2009, 09:16 »
What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? 



Clubbing.
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Re: tiger humor
« Reply #12 on: Aug 07, 2010, 09:43 »
Tiger needs to get his groove back! He needs to focus on becoming calm and at peace with himself. He needs to spend more time praying and practicing his religion. What did they call it? Oh yeah Bootyism! Yeah he's a Bootyist! He needs more Booty!

 


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