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Offline JessJen

buy your degree
« on: Sep 12, 2004, 02:33 »

all under 300 dollars!  8)  and you thought real life experience didnt count!


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Re: buy your degree
« Reply #1 on: Sep 12, 2004, 07:36 »
I'm all over that!!!  A degree for the lazy like me!  Thanks JessJen!

Offline Camella Black

Re: buy your degree
« Reply #2 on: Sep 12, 2004, 09:26 »
I can't believe that I have wasted 6 years of wracking my brain and scraping for money to earn a BA in Pyschology when I could have bought one? This is has got to be one of the best post JessJen has posted, it really should be under humor though cause it's a blast.

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Re: buy your degree
« Reply #3 on: Sep 13, 2004, 06:05 »
you should see the foreign study programme I found for nuclear physics in russia....can anyone tell Im really really bored :P

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Re: buy your degree
« Reply #4 on: Sep 16, 2004, 12:12 »
I couldn't resist trying for my masters in Nuclear Engineering after I looked at that site.  I just got this email today with the exciting news:

Dear Joe Blow,

On the basis of your resume submitted by the Students' Counselor, we are pleased to announce the result of your evaluation.

After carefully evaluating your request, the 10-member evaluation committee at Rochville University has finally approved you for Master's Degree Program.

Kindly click the link below and make the required payment. Once the payment has been made, you will be able to get the complete Master's Degree package, along with the alumni details and access to the special alumni area of the University within 15 days from today.

To make the payment and get your desired degree package, kindly click the following link:

Please click here to view your order details and to make a payment.

Remember! This evaluation result is valid for only 7 days from today.

We congratulate you and wish you all the success in your future endeavors.


Experience Evaluation Committee,
Rochville University

I went for the life experience to qualify.  I wrote for my experience:

I work in a nucular power plant.  (Spelling errors intentional)

Thanks for a good laugh Jess.   :P
"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge."

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Offline JessJen

Re: buy your degree
« Reply #5 on: Sep 16, 2004, 02:48 »
my pleasure! just wait til I dig up some more hehehehe 8)


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Re: buy your degree
« Reply #6 on: Sep 16, 2004, 09:29 »
my pleasure! just wait til I dig up some more hehehehe 8)
WOW! you could be your own university counsilar. now can I have a degree in englich.

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Re: buy your degree
« Reply #7 on: Sep 22, 2004, 06:42 »
ROFL you can even choose your grade point average! Hmmm let's see  will that be a 3.89 or a 4.00   ;D


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