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Offline Atomic Frog

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Stupid people week
« on: Dec 16, 2004, 02:39 »
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.


On a Sear's hairdryer:


Do not use while sleeping.

(damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).



On a bag of Fritos:


You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(the shoplifter special)?



On a bar of Dial soap:


"Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be how???....)



On some Swanson frozen dinners:


"Serving suggestion: Defrost." 

(but, it's "just" a suggestion).



On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):


"Do not turn upside down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:


"Product will be hot after heating."

(...and you thought????...)



On packaging for a Rowenta iron:


"Do not iron clothes on body."

(but wouldn't this save me more time)?



On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:


"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)




On Nytol Sleep Aid:


"Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(and...I'm taking this because???....)



On most brands of Christmas lights:


"For indoor or outdoor use only."

(as opposed to...what)?


On a Japanese food processor:


"Not to be used for the other use."

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)



On Sainsbury's peanuts:


"Warning: contains nuts."

(talk about a news flash)



On an American Airlines packet of nuts:


"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)



On a child's superman costume:


"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)



On a Swedish chainsaw:


"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


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Re: Stupid people week
« Reply #1 on: Dec 16, 2004, 09:53 »
It's amazing how funny stupidity can be!

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Re: Stupid people week
« Reply #2 on: Dec 16, 2004, 04:50 »
More confirmation of the human condition.

http://www.darwinawards.com/index.html

 


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