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Santa's Top Ten Pickup Lines
« on: Dec 22, 2004, 12:48 »
Santa's Top Ten Pickup Lines  

10. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

9. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

8. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!

7. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?  
6. I know when you`ve been bad or good--so let`s skip the small talk, sister!

5. Some of my best toys run on batteries... <wink wink>

4. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that`s what Mrs. Claus calls it.)

3. I see you when you`re sleeping--and you don`t wear any underwear, do   you?  
2. Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list!

1. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility.- Homer J. Simpson

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Re: Santa's Top Ten Pickup Lines
« Reply #1 on: Dec 22, 2004, 09:03 »
Ho Ho Ho....Merry Christmas  ;D  ;D  ;D


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