One of my nieces* recently told me that a big letdown (and relief) of her Growing Up Experience was realizing that her Brave Uncle Buffalo wasn't in ACTUAL hand-to-hand combat with Giant Fleas & other Nuclear Monsters....
(To moderator: posted in Career Path because...who WOULDN'T want a job as a Knuclear Knight!
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*by coincidence, the one who, as a 2-year-old, knighted me Uncle Buffalo when she saw me next to the bison cage at zoo during one of my non-shaving phases...
