bv cuts exit bonus

[SloGlo]

beaver cut the exit bonus phrom 4 fore 8 oar 8 four 12 too only 8 for 12. dune 4 on lass day only keeps those ours & diem.

[Rennhack]

My translator is broken. Can some one translate this for me?

[fiveeleven]

Apparently, a cache of oars was stumbled upon at the local beaver den. The initial payout to exit the den was either 4 oars per eight collected, or 8 oars per 12 collected. The boss beaver decided to eliminate the 4/8 offering, much to the chagrin of the remaining beavers. It seems a group of Scottish lady beavers were frolicking on dune#4 and decided that the final days' worth of oars and "diem" would be allotted. Hope this helps. Interpretation of indigenous beaver-speak was never easy. From gestation onward - respired air source is located in a Zone 1 Radon area.