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alphadude:
Scoundrels at work again. I hope Joe wasnt there Shonkatoys to hear this guy speak. :P
Shonkatoys:
I was thinking of a fox guarding the hen house on this and the state and DOE watching. The fox says I got a chicken detector that detects low energy beta white and high energy beta green chickens which are bad, all other colors are good. But the fox is told that his detector really does not check for high energy green chickens very well, well the fox says the state and DOE do not know how to check for green chickens so it does not matter I will let them out. Also my 43-37 probe has 6 pens which I will herd my chickens in and average. But what if all your green and white chickens are in one pen and over the 100 cm2 corral average. What question averaging my 6 pens the Fox says! and there you have it. LOL :P The Foxs is right!! do not question him.
atomicarcheologist:
I would imagine that if you questioned the Fox, you would get an interesting answer. One scenario question/answer could be; Mr. Fox, what are you going to do with > the allowable average number of green and white chickens in your six pen 43-37? Mr. Fox replies, although I have > the allowable average limit , they are still < the maximum number/square meter and this maximum is not in more than one pen of the six, nor do they exceed 0.2 and 1.0 flock limit at 1 cm.
Shonkatoys:
I can imagine the state checking an area and finding a lot of green chickens in one area with their GM chicken detector and bringing this up to the fox who has a very poor high energy beta green chicken checker. The fox being the fox he is has many options, He can say
1. We used marssisms and only did 10 percent. We missed that spot.
2. Your detector must be calibrated wrong, I know the state has no CHPs, See my detector shows a lot less on that spot. Let my CHP tell you what you have done wrong.
3. We averaged that spot out using our 43-37 probe. Take probe and show it averages out. Hope state does not figure out maximum 100 cm2 average.
4. Your instrument also checks for Alphas( Which it does, just not very well) and say I am allowed the max beta and alpha so divide by 2 and average.
5. We have not got to that spot and will check it shortly, thanks for helping us out.
atomicarcheologist:
Should the fox have had a good cup of coffee and be ready for this inspector, I can imagine his number one response as "Perhaps you should remove those sunglasses, sir. They appear to be tinted with the hue of green predominate in the matrix and have skewed your visual interpretation of the real time situation present. Those are white chickens, not green, sir."
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