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Trinian23

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One Atom to another
« on: Jan 28, 2005, 04:27 »
One atom in its old life was talking to another.

"When I was young, I felt so alive and dangerous! Would you believe I started life as U-238! Then one day I accidently ejected an alpha particle. Now look at me -- a spent old atom of lead-206. It seems that all my life since then has been decay, decay, decay..."

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Re: One Atom to another
« Reply #1 on: Jan 28, 2005, 08:19 »
One atom to another- "I think I just lost an electron!"

The other atom says "Are you sure?"

First atom says- "Yeah, I'm positive!"

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Re: One Atom to another
« Reply #2 on: Dec 01, 2006, 05:05 »
why did the atoms cross the road?




because it wuz time to split.
quando omni flunkus moritati

dubble eye, dubble yew, dubble aye!

dew the best ya kin, wit watt ya have, ware yinze are!

 


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