Author Topic: You might be a Redneck .... I mean Rad Tech ..... (Read 14732 times)

HAIRDUDE · « **on:** Dec 01, 2006, 03:17 »

In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy, do you have any "You might be a Rad Tech" jokes? Here's an example:

If your resume has had to be updated 6 times this YEAR ...... You might be a Rad Tech.

If you used up all of the allowed miles on your newly leased car in the first 3 months ... You might be a Rad Tech.

If you own 20 sets of surgical scrubs but have never worked in a hospital ... You might be a Rad Tech.

Take it from there fellow nuclear professionals!

SloGlo · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 01, 2006, 05:26 »

iffen yer at da bank needing to sign yer pay check 'n ya grab at yer shirt front, yinz might be a rad tech

JessJen · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 02, 2006, 01:43 »

if you can sleep while standing with your eyes open.....you might be a rad tech

JessJen · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 02, 2006, 01:44 »

if you can cook a 20lb turkey on a george forman grill, stuffed! you might be a rad tech

SloGlo · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 02, 2006, 09:10 »

iffen yinz started yer career watching peeple git undressed 'n dressed all day, you might be a rad tech.

Mike McFarlin · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 02, 2006, 11:16 »

If you can sleep with a respirator on...you might be a rad tech.

Atomic_Punk · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 02, 2006, 01:34 »

If you can shuffle a deck of cards while wearing rubber gloves, you might be a rad tech.

SloGlo · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 02, 2006, 10:43 »

iifen yinz finds yerself trying to convince da i.r.s. dat $1200 of under armor sports wear is work clothing......... ya might be a rad tech.

SloGlo · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 03, 2006, 10:24 »

iffen ya think da fraz "hp's don't get crapped up" is perfectly reasonable, yinz might be a rad tech.

Atomic_Punk · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 04, 2006, 02:22 »

If you've ever taken a leak in a sump, floor drain, or drip catch in an HCA,.....
ya might be a rad tech.

Carolina Jethro · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 04, 2006, 08:06 »

If you own enough underwear so you won't have to do laundry during an outage... uuuuuuuu might be a rad tech.

JessJen · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 04, 2006, 10:54 »

fixing anything usually involves a roll of red duct tape....you might be a rad tech

Atomic_Punk · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 05, 2006, 01:21 »

If you've ever made a shower curtain out of Herculite and hung it with Ty-wraps....you might be a rad tech.

Smart People · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 05, 2006, 04:31 »

If you describe your job as "Watching other people work."

you might be a rad tech

Smart People · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 05, 2006, 04:33 »

If you're regularly called an Arrogant S.O.B. by craft workers.

you might be a rad tech

Atomic_Punk · « **Reply #15 on:** Dec 05, 2006, 10:39 »

If you've ever volunteered for the first "facepump & plastics" job of the shift so you could "sweat out" a hangover.......you might be a rad tech.

BuddyThePug · « **Reply #16 on:** Dec 05, 2006, 01:08 »

If you have started a tape decon of a scared newbie craft worker with "This will hurt you a lot more than it will hurt me..." you might be a Rad Tech

SloGlo · « **Reply #17 on:** Dec 05, 2006, 09:09 »

iffen yinz know more'n a dozen area codes by nuke plants....... ya might be a rad tech.

JessJen · « **Reply #18 on:** Dec 06, 2006, 12:56 »

when your mother gives you master lee tool lanyards in your stocking for xmas....your whole family might be full of radtechs

indoprime · « **Reply #19 on:** Dec 06, 2006, 03:06 »

If you have two or more ex-spouses that have taken you for everything you had while you were on the road....you MIGHT be a rad tech.

retired nuke · « **Reply #20 on:** Dec 06, 2006, 07:11 »

If there are plants you can't go to because there are exes there...

indoprime · « **Reply #21 on:** Dec 06, 2006, 08:20 »

IF you're shopping for clothes, and you can't find the 3X, 4X or 5X sizes....you might be a rad tech.

SloGlo · « **Reply #22 on:** Dec 06, 2006, 09:36 »

iffen yinz ever told yer kids to use da s.o.p. befour ya come ina house..... yinz might be a rad tech.

SloGlo · « **Reply #23 on:** Dec 06, 2006, 09:38 »

iffen yinz put tear tabs ona duct tape wraps on christmas decorations line plugs..... ya might be a rad tech.

Atomic_Punk · « **Reply #24 on:** Dec 07, 2006, 12:52 »

If you've ever put $2.00 in a cigar box to buy a burrito out of someone's cooler.....
you might have a been a hungry rad tech.

Author Topic: You might be a Redneck .... I mean Rad Tech ..... (Read 14732 times)

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