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News and Discussions => Nuke Community => Clean Humor => Topic started by: JnyMac on Feb 12, 2005, 01:00
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Subject: Mothers
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one.........
Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal,
Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's
roommate,
Stephanie, was.
Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. Hester
started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met
the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates. "About a
week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to
dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll
send her an e-mail just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house,
I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle.
But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.
Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that
you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
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Mothers?............................. ............yeah I got a couple. :P