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News and Discussions => Nuke Community => Clean Humor => Topic started by: pbrf2 on Sep 15, 2004, 11:48
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In startling news sure to be picked up by all the major wire services Mike Goetz bought new safety shoes at the Plum Brook D&D project in Sandusky, Ohio. Bush administration officials have issued a comment that this is further proof that the recession which started in the last year of the Clinton administration is dead and gone. The Kerry campaign is investigating as to whether the purchase was funded by wealthy Bush supporters. The Vatican has said that there is no need for mass religious hysteria as they have not confirmed any other signs of the apocalypse but are researching the original biblical text for references to Goetz and have said that if any other rare occurences such as Mr. Goetz using the reverse gear of his car or air conditioning they will follow up on them. There is no confirmation yet as to the rumor that Nostradamas predicted this event. In related news the Treasury department has reported that some currency thought long to be out of circulation has been surfacing in the Sandusky Bay area.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Wall Street noted a significant rise in Walmart stock following a rumor that the reported sale took place at the local Walmart store. Investors took this news as an indication of a long term rise in Walmart stock value.
The Smithsonian has requested that the old currency reportedly used in the purchase be placed on display at the Museum of American History in Washington DC.
The Department of Homeland Security is investigating to determine if there is any terrorist links to the reported sale. ;)
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A true sign of the apocalypse!!
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HeyI seen his Boots they are sharp! the man is doing it.
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There have been unconfirmed reports of a major snow storm in hell with a severe freeze predicted for tonight.
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Someone hold him back, he's out of control!!!!! What next, will he actualy purchase a fast food meal?
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8) ::) :o ;D
way to go goetz man i new u had it in u
rapid
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ROFLMAO, in :'(
Sorry, I find it easier to believe the IRS will stop collecting taxes, than to buy that one! Have you seen a receipt? I heard they are giving free shoes away to Hurricane victims, has Mike done another free time share trip to Florida lately?
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You are all going into his little black book of redemption. May god have mercy on your souls. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
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OMG!!! Thats a sure sign that the end is near! Are the planets in alignment? Are there snowballs in hell? Did a "shower" actually get him? Was he spotted at the drive thru of a fast food joint paying for food? This MUST be a dream, somebody wake me before I have a heart attack!
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Definition of irony: Having a thread about Mike Goetz in a donors only area.
SWEET!! ;)
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If he's begun paying rent for a domicile at an outage somewhere......I just don't want to know about it......OK?
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I'm sure if he bought them he had to of made money and a profit on the deal!
I heard the shoe company bought back his old ones back, to show the durability and wear you can put on their shoes as a sales pitch for them.
I also heard they were gonna do a carbon test on them,to see if the pre dated jesus's sandles.
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I heard the shoe company bought back his old ones back, to show the durability and wear you can put on their shoes as a sales pitch for them.
Imagine their dismay to find that their uppers were actually duct tape colored with majic markers
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Here I go again. I always see some good in almost everyone. I wish I could have/would have had the pure want for money to save what mike has saved in all these years even with all the fun poked at him. Mike saved enough money for probable #### of us who choose to blow our money on keeping up with the Jones's. I do know he bought his mother a home! How many of you were scared to get a little germ or two and never talked to Mike. He relieved me at Beaver Valley and I would relieve him. He always gave good T/O and did a good job.
I believe someone needs to give Mike some slack. How may of us could do what he has and do without like he has? None of us know how or anything about his life before nuclear power.
I will always find a good word for anyone I know!
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Here I go again. I always see some good in almost everyone. I wish I could have/would have had the pure want for money to save what mike has saved in all these years even with all the fun poked at him. Mike saved enough money for probable #### of us who choose to blow our money on keeping up with the Jones's. I do know he bought his mother a home! How many of you were scared to get a little germ or two and never talked to Mike. He relieved me at Beaver Valley and I would relieve him. He always gave good T/O and did a good job.
I believe someone needs to give Mike some slack. How many of us could do what he has and do without like he has? None of us know how or anything about his life before nuclear power.
Hear Hear!
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LadyRadHP39 Karma your way.
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EXACTLY CORRECT LADYHP.BUT I WISH MIKE WOULD ENJOY THE BLESSINGS HE HAS GOTTEN A LITTLE MORE.ALL THE SAVING WILL BE MEANINGLESS ONCE YOU DIE.YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU.I GUESS HE BOUGHT SHOES WHEN HE FELT LIKE[ HE NEEDED THEM.GOD BLESS HIM. ;)[
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.BUT I WISH MIKE WOULD ENJOY THE BLESSINGS HE HAS GOTTEN A LITTLE MORE.ALL THE SAVING WILL BE MEANINGLESS ONCE YOU DIE
Yeah, but ask yourself this : Did Mike EVER look like he wasn't enjoying himself at LEAST as much as the average money-wasting roadtech at any given outage?
I really think he LIKES playing the game he plays.