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Title: Health News
Post by: ruth13 on Aug 26, 2008, 11:13
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

The Government Is Trying To Correct This Problem
Title: Re: Health News
Post by: HydroDave63 on Aug 26, 2008, 03:20
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

The Government Is Trying To Correct This Problem

+K for the chuckle!

On-thread: Why we have more heart attacks and Alzheimer's than our European cousins:

aspartame, high fructose corn syrup, fluoridated water.
Title: Re: Health News
Post by: retired nuke on Aug 26, 2008, 03:50
+K for the chuckle!

On-thread: Why we have more heart attacks and Alzheimer's than our European cousins:

aspartame, high fructose corn syrup, fluoridated water.

All eliminated by drinking beer!!! :D