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Title: Quotes and an Old Almanac Joke
Post by: raymcginnis on Aug 18, 2004, 01:28
Here are a few humorous political quotes from past politicians and an old joke.

Harry Truman:

"Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it."

Will Rogers:

"Everbody's ignorant, just on different subjects."


Four friend go hiking in the mountains of Southern Colorado in late September.  An early Winter storm rolls in and traps them in the mountains.  The rescue teams cannot search until the Spring.  When they go out, they find just one guy and a pile of bones.

Later that week, they have the guy before the Judge.  The Judge says to him "Jimmy, what am I supposed to do with you boy?  We only had 5 Dimmycrats in this county and you et 3 of them!"