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News and Discussions => Nuke Community => Clean Humor => Topic started by: Atomic Frog on Dec 22, 2004, 12:48
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Santa's Top Ten Pickup Lines
10. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
9. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
8. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
7. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
6. I know when you`ve been bad or good--so let`s skip the small talk, sister!
5. Some of my best toys run on batteries... <wink wink>
4. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that`s what Mrs. Claus calls it.)
3. I see you when you`re sleeping--and you don`t wear any underwear, do you?
2. Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list!
1. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
FROG
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Ho Ho Ho....Merry Christmas ;D ;D ;D