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News and Discussions => Nuke Community => Clean Humor => Topic started by: HAIRDUDE on Dec 01, 2006, 03:17
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In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy, do you have any "You might be a Rad Tech" jokes? Here's an example:
If your resume has had to be updated 6 times this YEAR ...... You might be a Rad Tech.
If you used up all of the allowed miles on your newly leased car in the first 3 months ... You might be a Rad Tech.
If you own 20 sets of surgical scrubs but have never worked in a hospital ... You might be a Rad Tech.
Take it from there fellow nuclear professionals! :P
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iffen yer at da bank needing to sign yer pay check 'n ya grab at yer shirt front, yinz might be a rad tech
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if you can sleep while standing with your eyes open.....you might be a rad tech
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if you can cook a 20lb turkey on a george forman grill, stuffed! you might be a rad tech
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iffen yinz started yer career watching peeple git undressed 'n dressed all day, you might be a rad tech.
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If you can sleep with a respirator on...you might be a rad tech.
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If you can shuffle a deck of cards while wearing rubber gloves, you might be a rad tech.
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iifen yinz finds yerself trying to convince da i.r.s. dat $1200 of under armor sports wear is work clothing......... ya might be a rad tech.
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iffen ya think da fraz "hp's don't get crapped up" is perfectly reasonable, yinz might be a rad tech.
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If you've ever taken a leak in a sump, floor drain, or drip catch in an HCA,.....
ya might be a rad tech.
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If you own enough underwear so you won't have to do laundry during an outage... uuuuuuuu might be a rad tech.
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fixing anything usually involves a roll of red duct tape....you might be a rad tech
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If you've ever made a shower curtain out of Herculite and hung it with Ty-wraps....you might be a rad tech.
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If you describe your job as "Watching other people work."
you might be a rad tech
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If you're regularly called an Arrogant S.O.B. by craft workers.
you might be a rad tech
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If you've ever volunteered for the first "facepump & plastics" job of the shift so you could "sweat out" a hangover.......you might be a rad tech.
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If you have started a tape decon of a scared newbie craft worker with "This will hurt you a lot more than it will hurt me..." you might be a Rad Tech
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iffen yinz know more'n a dozen area codes by nuke plants....... ya might be a rad tech.
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when your mother gives you master lee tool lanyards in your stocking for xmas....your whole family might be full of radtechs
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If you have two or more ex-spouses that have taken you for everything you had while you were on the road....you MIGHT be a rad tech.
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If there are plants you can't go to because there are exes there...
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IF you're shopping for clothes, and you can't find the 3X, 4X or 5X sizes....you might be a rad tech.
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iffen yinz ever told yer kids to use da s.o.p. befour ya come ina house..... yinz might be a rad tech.
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iffen yinz put tear tabs ona duct tape wraps on christmas decorations line plugs..... ya might be a rad tech.
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If you've ever put $2.00 in a cigar box to buy a burrito out of someone's cooler.....
you might have a been a hungry rad tech.
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If you ever put flashing LHRA lights on a Christmas tree.... you might be a rad tech :P
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If you ever made a basketball with an inflated glove & duct tape...
If you ever showed up to an outage & found an ex-wife, ex-girlfriend and was staying with someone else...
If you ever made a cannon with a herculite tube & a rubber glove...
If you ever bought clothes so you didn't have to do laundry...
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iffen yer favorite pillow izan ro2a.......... yinz might be a rad tech!
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If you've played "duct tape golf" in the basement of containment or a tendon gallery.
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If you can't explain to your friends and relatives what you do for a living and make it sound like real work....uuuuuuuuu might be a rad tech!
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If you use 3-way communication in normal everyday conversation with people who aren't in the business.... ("I understand that you want me to buy a gallon of milk and a stick of butter at the store...." "that is correct....") ;)
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iffen yinz refer to coats, hats, gloves, etc. as anti-c, because they are anti-cold garb.....ya might be a rad tech.
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If you use 3-way communication in normal everyday conversation with people who aren't in the business.... ("I understand that you want me to buy a gallon of milk and a stick of butter at the store...." "that is correct....") ;)
I'm only an electrician but I can tell that my wife is tired of the 2 & 3 way communication.
Ok, back on topic. If you've ever set the record for taping blown-up gloves to hardhats, you might be a rad-tech.
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iffen yinz ever "borrowed" a set of tyvek to clean out your gutters....ya might be a rad tech
iffen yer coworkers knew what was up, 'n drawed a crank on the back of said tyvek.... ya might work with rad techs.
iffen yer kids were asking "daddy, what's that finger doing on your back"..... ya might have a nuclear family
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If you've ever taken advantage of Walmarts satisfaction guarantee to return all the stuff before you leave town at the end of the outage, then you might be a rad tech.
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walmart rental program is the term lol
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iffen yinz think that passing gas while walking by the pcm2b at break time is humorous.... ya might be a rad tech.
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if you're reading this right now chuckling since you've done a few of these things....you might be a rad tech
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iffen yinz think that passing gas while walking by the pcm2b at break time is humorous.... ya might be a rad tech.
Also, if you've farted IN the PCM2B while your doing the left side, right before the thing beeps so the guy behind you in line can enjoy it too.......you just might be a rad tech.
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If you use aluminum foil to cover your bedroom windows.....ya might be a (nightshift) rad tech.
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iffen yinz find yerself ona side ofa road, wit red lites flashing behind ya, patiently explaining to the state police officer that the trefoil on the "cb radioactive" bumper sticker is not hazardous material sticker..............ya might be a rad tech.
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iffen yinz kin write α, β, ‘n γ on nukeworker…. ya might be a rad tech
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If you know which state pay the highest unemployment..........You might be a rad tech
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iffen yinz can't remember sumbuddies name iffen they ain't wareing a hood 'n jumpsuit.......... ya might be a rad tech.
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If you know someone's real name by virtue of their username on nukeworker.... you've probably been a rad tech too damn long.
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iffen yer more worried about da sensitivity of yer probe than it's size......ya might be a radtech.
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yes but its not the size or sensitivity that counts...its how you use it
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If you've ever taken advantage of Walmarts satisfaction guarantee to return all the stuff before you leave town at the end of the outage, then you might be a rad tech.
Yep, done that. We've actually bought at the local thrift store then had them come and pick it back up when we leave, and of course we got a reciept to take it off our taxes as a charitable contribution.
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iffen yinz put tear tabs ona gift wrapping tape.... ya might be a rad tech.
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If you can read SloGlo's replies w/o a translator...then U might be a rad tech.
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hay I rezembal dat rimark!
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If you ate pickled eggs and drank cheap beer to prepare for your position as elevator operater for Yankee Rowe containment----