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Title: One Atom to another
Post by: Trinian23 on Jan 28, 2005, 04:27

One atom in its old life was talking to another.

"When I was young, I felt so alive and dangerous! Would you believe I started life as U-238! Then one day I accidently ejected an alpha particle. Now look at me -- a spent old atom of lead-206. It seems that all my life since then has been decay, decay, decay..."

Title: Re: One Atom to another
Post by: wave_theory on Jan 28, 2005, 08:19

One atom to another- "I think I just lost an electron!"

The other atom says "Are you sure?"

First atom says- "Yeah, I'm positive!"

Title: Re: One Atom to another
Post by: SloGlo on Dec 01, 2006, 05:05

why did the atoms cross the road?




because it wuz time to split.