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News and Discussions => Nuke Community => Clean Humor => Topic started by: RAD-GHOST on Aug 17, 2004, 06:42
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How about some Responses to those Statements you wished you never heard!
S. How long have you been in the Business? ( Management Type )
R. Just one day, past the time required, to identify a BS'er when I meet one!
S. How Long are you going to be an A-hole?
R. Until I get it right, like you!
S. We will let you know when we will release you!
R. Fine, I suggest my Home Number!
S. Remember, Always be Political!
R. So, you want me to lie?
S. Your going to be on probation for a year! ( Management Type )
R. Does that mean with the other twenty companies also?
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I used this one on my supervisor. Darn good thing he had a sense of humor!
Supervisor: You look like a marine the way you wear your hard hat!
Me: Yeah, well if you close one eye you look like the tip of my #$&*!