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News and Discussions => Nuke Community => Clean Humor => Topic started by: St Raphael on Mar 09, 2004, 10:29

Title: Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Post by: St Raphael on Mar 09, 2004, 10:29
50° F  (10° C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat
Canadians plant gardens   ;)

40 ° F  (4.4° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Canadians sunbath   ;)

35 ° F  (1.6 ° C)
Italian cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down   ;)

32° F  (0° C)
Distilled water freezes
Canadians water gets thicker   :)

0° F  (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn off the heat
Canadians have the last cookout of the season    8)

-40° F (-40° C)
Hollywood disintegrates
Canadians rent some videos   ;)

-60° F (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helen freezes
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door to door   :)

-100° F ( -73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Canadians pull down their ear flaps   :)

-173° F  (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg   :(

-460° F  (-273° C)
Absolute zero, all atomic motion stops
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"  :-\

-500° F  (-295° C)
Hell freezes over
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup  :) :) :)




Title: Re: Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Post by: greengoo on Mar 10, 2004, 12:08
Quote from: straphael on Mar 09, 2004, 10:29
50° F  (10° C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat
Canadians plant gardens   ;)

40 ° F  (4.4° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Canadians sunbath   ;)

35 ° F  (1.6 ° C)
Italian cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down   ;)

32° F  (0° C)
Distilled water freezes
Canadians water gets thicker   :)

0° F  (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn off the heat
Canadians have the last cookout of the season    8)

-40° F (-40° C)
Hollywood disintegrates
Canadians rent some videos   ;)

-60° F (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helen freezes
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door to door   :)

-100° F ( -73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Canadians pull down their ear flaps   :)

-173° F  (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg   :(

-460° F  (-273° C)
Absolute zero, all atomic motion stops
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"  :-\

-500° F  (-295° C)
Hell freezes over
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup  :) :) :)





Wat Hapinz at -501?
Title: Re: Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Post by: Nuclear_Dog on Mar 10, 2004, 01:53
-295° C and the Leafs win the Cup!!!

It has been rather cold this year eh?