The husband had just finished his book "Man of the House".
He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said,
" From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
His wife replied, "the fucking funeral director?".
Good one! ;D