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Title: Wife Wins Lottery
Post by: Rennhack on Dec 31, 2003, 10:39

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

The husband says, "Oh my God! No shit? What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter, just get the fuck out!
Title: Re: Wife Wins Lottery
Post by: greengoo on Mar 13, 2004, 08:40

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

The husband says, "Oh my God! No shit? What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter, just get the fuck out!

That is beautiful.
Title: Re: Wife Wins Lottery
Post by: harleygirl on Apr 06, 2004, 10:37
Hope she won a lot cause in this case HE would get half.....
Title: Re: Wife Wins Lottery
Post by: Camella Black on Apr 07, 2004, 02:28
Loved it!