My kids told me about this bumper sticker site... some of these are very funny.
- I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
- I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die
- I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
- I may be drunk, but you are down right ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning
- Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
- Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup
- Eat American Lamb, 100,000 Coyotes Can't be Wrong!
- If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
- I can't be conceited because conceit is an imperfection and I'm PERFECT!
- I am in shape! Round is a shape...
- Only milk and juice come in 2 liters (found on a sports car)
- Officer, will this bumper sticker saying "Support Law
- Enforcement" keep you from giving me a ticket?
- I don't believe in violence, so don't make me kill you
- Friends don't let friends drive naked.
- If you Don't like my driving... stay off the sidewalk!
- If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me golf
- Stop reading my bumper stickers and pay attention to the road!