Just in case you had not heard this story. Click here to read: "Driver pulled over -- for being radioactive...". (http://www.ctpost.com/default/article/Radioactive-man-Milford-resident-pulled-over-by-3549631.php)
The last time I had a stress test, I got pulled over on the way home. Not for being radioactive, but for speeding. I guess I should have told the cop I was emitting radiation, maybe he would have let me go. On the other hand, he might have shot me.
When I got to work that afternoon, I set off the portal monitors while I was still in the parking lot.