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May 04, 2004, 09:10
May Day was used by workers worldwide Saturday to press demands for stronger labor laws. The holiday marks the day when the Russian people stormed the Czar's palace and looted the place because he was an enemy of workers' rights. The event is re-enacted every year on the morning after Thanksgiving at Wal-Mart.

---Argus Hamilton
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
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And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

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May 05, 2004, 11:50
The U.S. Navy found a wireless video camera hidden in the women's shower on a ship docked in San Diego. It's no shock. What do you expect from the branch of the service that named four destroyers and an aircraft carrier after the Kennedy family?

---Argus Hamilton
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
.....
And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

Roll Tide

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May 06, 2004, 06:50
Detroit Medical Center offered emergency room patients free tickets to Tigers games if they aren't seen by a doctor in half an hour. It fills up the stadium. Twenty thousand fans attended the last game and six thousand of them were wearing toe tags.

Los Angeles was swept by brushfires Tuesday fueled by heat and high winds, and beaches were invaded by great white sharks. How bad is it? Californians saw the photographs of Iraqis sitting naked in a prison and thought it was a travel brochure.

U.S. Army Specialist Lynndie England of West Virginia was photographed taunting naked Iraqi prisoners. Her picture was taken off the Wall of Honor at her hometown Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart does not support the exploitation of prisoners except in China.

----ARGUS HAMILTON
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
.....
And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

Roll Tide

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May 13, 2004, 07:56
The General Accounting Office uncovered three nuclear safety managers Monday with phony college degrees. You can't make it up. There's more academic scrutiny in America to play college football than there is to supervise nuclear plant safety.

---Argus Hamilton

That hits a little close to home for our industry!
:o
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
.....
And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

Roll Tide

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Jun 22, 2004, 03:12
President Clinton returned to the White House on Monday for the unveiling of his official presidential portrait. The ceremony had to be postponed several times but it couldn't be helped. That's how long it takes for paint to dry on velvet.
---Argus Hamilton



(Bet John Kerry can't wait for this King to leave the building----Clinton sucks all the oxygen out of the room!)
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
.....
And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
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