Q. What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
A. Artificial intelligence.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
Q. How do you kill a blonde?
A. Put spikes in her shoulder pads.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's white-out on the screen.
Q. How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's writing on the white-out.
Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?
A. An interpreter.
Q. Why are there no brunette jokes?
A. Because blondes would have to think them up.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. Labrador.
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a lightbulb?
A. The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Q: What are the six worst years of a blonds life?
A: Third grade.
Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q.Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M factory?
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
Q. What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A. Change.
Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.
Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A. Shine a flashlight in her ears.
Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
A. Tell her a joke on Friday.
