US Election Analysis
From Scotland - an incisive analysis of the 2008 US presidential primaries
"We in Scotland cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold
an election.'
On one side, you have a woman who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer.
She opposes a lawyer who is married to a woman who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a
huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?"