A couple of year ago at SONGS, our crew was discussing the hypothesis that if a person tried to swim to the top of the fuel he would not live to get there.
I think that I'd like to test that theory with Mr. Bin Laden.
I already have the experiment designed.
The first problem is to get him to want to swim to the top of the fuel. So, you drop him in the cavity with a cable locked to his ankle that will only allow him to get within an inch of the water surface. You put the key to the lock on top of the center bundle. To save himself from drowning, OBL has to swim to get the key to free himself before his SCUBA tank runs out of air.
Will he make it?
Of course, I also rigged the test. The key that I placed on the fuel will not actually work that lock, but he won't know that until he tries to use it.
Am I evil?