Help | Contact Us
NukeWorker.com
NukeWorker Menu The Navy Nuke's Prayer honeypot
« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: The Navy Nuke's Prayer  (Read 15308 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Preciousblue1965

  • Very Heavy User
  • *****
  • Posts: 687
  • Karma: 524
  • Gender: Male
  • "It is good for you, builds character"
The Navy Nuke's Prayer
« on: Apr 15, 2009, 09:10 »
I woke up the other morning(I think Easter Sunday) and this just started running through my head.  Hope you guys enjoy.

Our Father, who art in Manuevering
Rickover be thy name.
Thy casualty come,
The immediate actions be done
In the plant, IAW CP-7
Give us this exam our daily CTE
and Forgive our lack of knowledge
as we forgive those who failed to give the “gouge” to us,
And lead us not into requalification,
but deliver to us a formal upgrade.
For thine is the throttles,
and the shim switch, and the scram breakers,
For six hours every day,
FULL SCRAM.
« Last Edit: Apr 15, 2009, 10:10 by Preciousblue1965 »
Logged
"No good deal goes unpunished"

"Explain using obscene hand jestures the concept of pump laws"

I have found the cure for LIBERALISM, it is a good steady dose of REALITY!

bakedbeans

  • Guest
Re: The Navy Nuke's Prayer
« Reply #1 on: Apr 25, 2009, 04:25 »
very poetic  ;)
Logged

JustinHEMI05

  • Guest
Re: The Navy Nuke's Prayer
« Reply #2 on: Apr 25, 2009, 08:27 »
I wish we had a pukey emoticon, because that is what I just did.  8)
Logged

Offline vagabond

  • Light User
  • **
  • Posts: 44
  • Karma: 40
Re: The Navy Nuke's Prayer
« Reply #3 on: Apr 25, 2009, 10:54 »
Quote from: JustinHEMI on Apr 25, 2009, 08:27
I wish we had a pukey emoticon, because that is what I just did.  8)

That made a super diggit like you puke?   :P
Logged
Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.

JustinHEMI05

  • Guest
Re: The Navy Nuke's Prayer
« Reply #4 on: Apr 26, 2009, 02:17 »
 ;D :-\ :-X :P
Logged

Offline Preciousblue1965

  • Very Heavy User
  • *****
  • Posts: 687
  • Karma: 524
  • Gender: Male
  • "It is good for you, builds character"
Re: The Navy Nuke's Prayer
« Reply #5 on: Apr 26, 2009, 09:48 »
Quote from: JustinHEMI on Apr 26, 2009, 02:17
;D :-\ :-X :P

So does that mean you don't like it?
Logged
"No good deal goes unpunished"

"Explain using obscene hand jestures the concept of pump laws"

I have found the cure for LIBERALISM, it is a good steady dose of REALITY!

JustinHEMI05

  • Guest
Re: The Navy Nuke's Prayer
« Reply #6 on: Apr 26, 2009, 12:24 »
Quote from: Preciousblue1965 on Apr 26, 2009, 09:48
So does that mean you don't like it?

Its fine.  8)
Logged

Offline Preciousblue1965

  • Very Heavy User
  • *****
  • Posts: 687
  • Karma: 524
  • Gender: Male
  • "It is good for you, builds character"
Re: The Navy Nuke's Prayer
« Reply #7 on: Apr 26, 2009, 10:37 »
Well truth be told, I am kinda hoping that it makes it into the realm of some other wonderful nuke humor such as "Why McDonalds is better than a Submarine/Navy"  or "you know you are nuke when....".

Who knows maybe someday it will be found pasted behind a label plate in Manuevering during a decom......
Logged
"No good deal goes unpunished"

"Explain using obscene hand jestures the concept of pump laws"

I have found the cure for LIBERALISM, it is a good steady dose of REALITY!

Fermi2

  • Guest
Re: The Navy Nuke's Prayer
« Reply #8 on: Apr 27, 2009, 12:37 »
Bleeeeeech.
Logged

Offline deltarho

  • An EOOW asked during his S/Y steam plant testing pre-watch tour, "Shouldn't those scram breakers be open?" K-thunk, K-thunk. "Uh-oh!"
  • Heavy User
  • ****
  • Posts: 261
  • Karma: 512
  • Gender: Male
  • I make alpha particle "direct delivery" systems.
Re: The Navy Nuke's Prayer
« Reply #9 on: Apr 27, 2009, 12:55 »
Maybe the problem for the (ex)-submariners is that their SCRAM immediate actions fall under a different "CP" number. I thought it interesting that 7 rhymed with heaven.
Logged
The above has nothing to do with any real  or imagined person(s).  Moreover, any referenced biped(s) simulating real or imagined persons--with a pulse or not--is coincidental, as far as you know.

ATTN-ON-DECK

  • Guest
Re: The Navy Nuke's Prayer
« Reply #10 on: Jul 06, 2009, 09:38 »
AMEN
Logged

Draenok

  • Guest
Re: The Navy Nuke's Prayer
« Reply #11 on: Dec 15, 2009, 06:50 »
Quote from: Preciousblue1965 on Apr 15, 2009, 09:10
I woke up the other morning(I think Easter Sunday) and this just started running through my head.  Hope you guys enjoy.

Our Father, who art in Manuevering
Rickover be thy name.
Thy casualty come,
The immediate actions be done
In the plant, IAW CP-7
Give us this exam our daily CTE
and Forgive our lack of knowledge
as we forgive those who failed to give the “gouge” to us,
And lead us not into requalification,
but deliver to us a formal upgrade.
For thine is the throttles,
and the shim switch, and the scram breakers,
For six hours every day,
FULL SCRAM.


Sung to the Oscar Meyer hot dog song:

My reactor has a first name
It's classified as hell
My reactor has a second name
It's classified as well
I love to run it every day
and if you ask me why I'll sayyyyy
Cause radiation has a way
of XXXXXXX up your DNA.


Edited to remove profanity by GC
« Last Edit: Dec 15, 2009, 07:26 by Gamecock »
Logged

Offline Gamecock

  • Subject Matter Expert
  • *
  • Posts: 1202
  • Karma: 2367
  • Gender: Male
  • "Perfection is the enemy of good enough."
Re: The Navy Nuke's Prayer
« Reply #12 on: Dec 15, 2009, 07:19 »
Quote from: Draenok on Dec 15, 2009, 06:50
Sung to the Oscar Meyer hot dog song:

My reactor has a first name
It's classified as hell
My reactor has a second name
It's classified as well
I love to run it every day
and if you ask me why I'll sayyyyy
Cause radiation has a way
of fXXXXXXX up your DNA.

That one already appears elsewhere on this site.
« Last Edit: Dec 15, 2009, 09:45 by Gamecock »
Logged
“If the thought police come... we will meet them at the door, respectfully, unflinchingly, willing to die... holding a copy of the sacred Scriptures in one hand and the US Constitution in the other."

JustinHEMI05

  • Guest
Re: The Navy Nuke's Prayer
« Reply #13 on: Dec 15, 2009, 09:40 »
GC,

You quoted then edited his post, now you need to edit your quote.  :P
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
 


NukeWorker ™ is a registered trademark of NukeWorker.com ™, LLC © 1996-2024 All rights reserved.
All material on this Web Site, including text, photographs, graphics, code and/or software, are protected by international copyright/trademark laws and treaties. Unauthorized use is not permitted. You may not modify, copy, reproduce, republish, upload, post, transmit or distribute, in any manner, the material on this web site or any portion of it. Doing so will result in severe civil and criminal penalties, and will be prosecuted to the maximum extent possible under the law.
Privacy Statement | Terms of Use | Code of Conduct | Spam Policy | Advertising Info | Contact Us | Forum Rules | Password Problem?