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The Inveterate 12 Step Program
1. Acquire a 1 litre bottle of unflavoured, standard vodka, pour out 1/2 cup of vodka from the bottle, drink it (the 1/2 cup).
2. Place a funnel into the neck of the vodka bottle.
3. Ease 1/4 cup of mint or lavender flowers or juniper berries or pepper corns (or whatever floats your boat) through the funnel into the bottle of vodka.
4. Remove the funnel and reseal the bottle.
5. Shake the bottle until the added flavoring(s) have mixed throughout the vodka.
6. Store the vodka bottle in your freezer for up to 4 days to allow the flavoring(s) to infuse into the spirit.
7. Put a fine mesh strainer over a jar large enough to hold the entire contents of the bottle.
8. Line the strainer either with cheesecloth (paper towels or coffee filters may impart a less than palatable taste).
9. Strain the contents of the vodka bottle into your container.
10. Squeeze the strained flavoring with your hands to extract as much moisture as you can.
11. Pour the strained contents back into your vodka bottle. You may want to use your funnel to make this step easier.
12. Seal the bottle and keep it stored in your freezer until you're ready to use it.