You will be missed you old icecream eating sex machine. You never did finish telling me that last story. Guess I'll have to wait awhile on that one.
May you make it to Heaven quicker than it takes you to do a survey. Of all the things you schooled me about the "Honey-Do-List" is the one I will never forget. For those of you that missed it, it went as so, as soon as you finish one thing she already has two more on it so drink a few beers before you tell her you finished the first one.
Jerry told me, He said Jed, if the good die young, then I going to live forever. We all knew he was good, he was just hanging around to teach the rest of us a thing or two.