LETS TALK NUCLEAR POWER ?

[radrat]

Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane. The guy
turned to the beautiful blonde seated next to him and made his move by
saying,
"Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly, and said to
the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the player. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The
same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces large clumps. Why do you suppose that
is?"
"Oh brother," said the guy. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"