All a true story too man. The Navy finally stopped physical therapy before I could bend my elbows or turn my hands. It wasn't there fault, every ortho at the time would have done the same. I literally snapped off both my funny bones, funny bones never heal. It feels 24/7 like someone is hitting my funny bones with a hammer.
I figured out ways to teach my arms to move normally, was quite the endeavor. Now the nerves in my elbows are dying so my hands feel like they have carpal tunnel even though they don't.
Heck in the end it worked out. I've had two great jobs with two wonderful companies, still married to the same woman, my boy is graduating college this year and my rocket scientist daughter pretty much has every college in the country salivating over her. Got a lot of nice things and great friends.
Oh yeah I have you guys too
