oldHP, come on now, it's not every day you set the hook and play an idiot the size of this guy!
"I am just a little sick of the pro-nuke crap" and "I'm as tired of that spiel as I am the anti-nuke crap"

"I have worked in the industry my entire life"
I'm betting the diapers fit better now!"have done fuel sipping and reconstitution"
Obviously you've done a lot of sipping 
"have played with hundreds of fuel fragments",
Those little pellets on the cardboard at the energy center aren't real!"not telling how much dose to the hands",
Way less than to your head!"no, I will not describe who I am, what I currently do, or any other specifics",
That'll keep me up all night!"I'm weary of wrestling with pigs",
Their kind of hoping you leave the pen!"RealityCheck is an appropriate moniker".....
not bad, but RealityChump seems a more appropriate fit!RG