Driver pulled over -- for being radioactive...

[Captain America]

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[IRLFAN]

The last time I had a stress test, I got pulled over on the way home.  Not for being radioactive, but for speeding.  I guess I should have told the cop I was emitting radiation, maybe he would have let me go.  On the other hand, he might have shot me.

When I got to work that afternoon, I set off the portal monitors while I was still in the parking lot.