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So is it a Marssim or Marsame survey?
Wojo:
--- Quote from: OldHP on May 16, 2012, 01:12 ---It would be so much easier to go back to 5849!
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BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!
: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou shalt establish the Holy Type I Error. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt use for relative shift, and the number of the relative shift shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of MARSSIM towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall be statistically proven to be devoid of contamination at a level not in excess of 25 mrem/year plus the holy ALARA. [dowave]
GLW:
--- Quote from: Wojo on May 16, 2012, 02:03 ---BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!
: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou shalt establish the Holy Type I Error. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt use for relative shift, and the number of the relative shift shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of MARSSIM towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall be statistically proven to be devoid of contamination at a level not in excess of 25 mrem/year plus the holy ALARA. [dowave]
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yeah, yeah, yeah,...
it's a whole lot easier to tell production manager X and operations manager Y and services manager Z to clean it up to 5K on average with up to 15K here and there,...
as opposed to,...
well over here go to 23K, over there go to 11K and here and there go to 69K depending on my area factor,...
and then you get the look,..... [coffee]
Wojo:
--- Quote from: GLW on May 16, 2012, 02:39 ---and then you get the look,.....
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The path of MARSSIM is beset on all sides by the inequities of the unknowing and the tyranny of construction managers. Blessed is he who, in the name of compliance and good statistical power, shepherds the project manager through the valley of the sign test, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the creator of jobs for rad engineers. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my systematic sample populations. And you will know that it is my FSS Package when I lay my DCGLemc upon you.
SloGlo:
--- Quote from: Rennhack on May 16, 2012, 12:15 ---
You didn't even ask about MARLAP
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Yew are rite, I four got awl about her. How's she dune? [whistle]
Rennhack:
--- Quote from: GLW on May 16, 2012, 02:39 ---it's a whole lot easier to tell them to clean it up to 5K on average with up to 15K here and there,...
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You can still tell them that. ;) In fact, its easier to not even mention the 15k, that confuses them even more. Just tell them 1k smearable, 5k fixed. And to make note of any spots above that, and I'll make it go away justify it in the paperwork.
Regardless of what is easier.. MARSSIM is here to stay. And those of us that understand it will enjoy a paycheck.
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