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Stolen car filled with radioactive uranium, rattlesnake, whiskey,

Started by Marlin, Jul 12, 2019, 10:00

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RDTroja

I liked the next story on the page... it wins my "Well, DUH!" award.

"Report: Marijuana legalization leads to increased snack sales"
"I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician."

                                  -Marty Feldman

"Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to understand that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."
                                  -Ronald Reagan

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GLW

Quote from: RDTroja on Jul 12, 2019, 10:48

"Report: Marijuana legalization leads to increased snack sales"


it's a cabal of the hempomaniacs and the unhealthy snack foods industry,...

call AOC, the ACLU, the ADL, the APS, the PLOS, the AHA, the ADA, OMG call everybody!!!!!

been there, dun that,... the doormat to hell does not read "welcome", the doormat to hell reads "it's just business"

atomicarcheologist

Quote from: RDTroja on Jul 12, 2019, 10:48
I liked the next story on the page... it wins my "Well, DUH!" award.

"Report: Marijuana legalization leads to increased snack sales"
This is why PepsiCo is a great stock for nukes to hold. One can take advantage of the legalization without any fallout from marijuana stock, just in case it goes illegal in the future.

SloGlo

Quote from: Marlin on Jul 12, 2019, 10:00
Man caught driving stolen car filled with radioactive uranium, rattlesnake, whiskey, Guthrie police say


https://www.koco.com/article/man-caught-driving-stolen-car-filled-with-radioactive-uranium-rattlesnake-whiskey-guthrie-police-say/28366458
her: want too party? eye gotta bottle of burrbon n a gun.
him:  aye gotta rattler n uranium.
together: rock n  role baby!!!
quando omni flunkus moritati

dubble eye, dubble yew, dubble aye!

dew the best ya kin, wit watt ya have, ware yinze are!